Christianity

here’s a summary:

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was
his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his
flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he
can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a
magical tree

5 Responses to “Christianity”

  1. Richmond Says:

    I get it… so what are you? an atheist? hmmm… you have some interesting thoughts here… you should start a real blog in wordpress.com or in blogger.com. :)

  2. TheRetardedDork Says:

    This is so wrong…. Even for you. X_X

    If the laughing kid from last night comes again while I’m sleeping, I wanna be cremated. And I wanna be spread in front of Chiwo’s house. XD Kidding….

    (maybe his room would be better)

  3. kimy Says:

    and you really believe that Christianity is really what you say?

  4. yo Says:

    so what do you believe in man? be careful. :D

  5. water-kisses1 Says:

    i’m hands down my friend…. i completely agree!! finally.. someone with a well-grounded common sense

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