Archive for April, 2008

Christianity

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

here’s a summary:

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was
his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his
flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he
can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a
magical tree

Count to Five.

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Five, the demons are wailing. The dead smiles before the living.
The angels screech. Bursts of blood, they will drink.

Four, the priests cry blood. The people beg forgiveness.
The crying lady stops crying. The laughing boy stops laughing.

Three, the old man dances. The unborn baby smirks.
The untold story unfolds. The future is split.

Two, death is denied, life is denied. God’s aborted child smirks.

One, the traveler wakes up.