Of Paradox and Loopholes;

Due to the lack of sleep I’ve been getting lately and effects finally taking a toll on me. I decided to rearrange my daily activities to fit me more sleep.

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That means less video games and more zzzs on my bed. Hmm… that could work… Except for the fact that:

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A. I hate sleeping

B. The neighbors dogs are in heat(and making some… uhh… uncomfortable noises to the human ear)

C. I hate sleeping

D. Damn "Walter Sullivan" from silent hill keeps on poking my ribs and pulling my feet.

E. The sandman insists on pouring sand to my eyes during broad daylight, which could be the cause why I’m having red eyes for the past few days.

F. I look like a vampire, and vampires aren’t supposed to sleep at night.

G. Did I mention the constant shaking of the ground which could be caused by my overly active imagination a.k.a. Sadako trying to shake my bed?

H. I abhorr sleeping.

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Uh… time for plan B. More video games and less sleeping. Now that my friend, would definitely work other than the fact that I already look like the crypt keeper with red eyes from obvious lack of sleep.

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No wonder my fat neighbor thought I was the ghost of her dead nephew last night.

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Bags+Fat Ladies whose neck looks like a vagina=Not Good.

Not Good+In you Face=Possible Injuries to your nose(PITYN).

PITYN+Nosebleed=Probable Permanent Damage.

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So much for PLAN B…