Beast of the century;

If you’re asking if the title has even the most remotely significant relation to this entry then the answer is no, just felt like putting it up.

I sometimes think I’m was born upsidedown-or downside up or whatever, my PC recently shook hands with the "blue screen of doom", the grim reaper of the digital kind, and now I’m writing a blog– in a cafe no less!

 

Random Crap:

It’s odd to look at constipated people… I mean I tried looking at our fat neighbor.

It seemed like he can’t compose himself, he was trying to cover it up but no way he’s decieving me. He tried sitting down, but upon reaching the moment where his ass and the seat made contact he flinched. He tried standing up but he looked– extremely uh… uncomfortable.

Was it really constipation? Or was it Diarrhea?

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I noticed a purplish lump on the left side of my head. Yesterday some freaky bitch threw a shoe at me while I was at the mall parking lot. Said I looked like her x-bf, then she realized her mistake and then went on her way as if nothing had happened.

 

I was thinking, since when was it legal to throw shoes at parking lots?

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