Of Paradox and Loopholes;

I hate sandcastles, I fucking do.

What’s the  point of this entry then?

To expose all the EVILS of my greatest pet peeve ‘damned sandcastles’.

I was once a very patient kid. People used to praise that virtue of mine. But it’s because of one fucking sandcastle everything changed.

Oh how they allure me, seemingly wanting me to touch them, mold them into creation. Turn them into visions of countless happy endings, countless walks and countless laughs. Oh fucking sandcastles, they tease me into creating a dynasty fit for humanity.

Where day and night bring nothing but utmost prosperity.

Then with a wave of paradoxed despair. Those hopes and dreams vanish. Colliding with the source that built them. They collapse into an oblivion of eternal uniformity.

DAMNED SANCASTLES, they are the cause of all the DISASTERS of the world!
INCREASE OF CRIME RATE. RAT INFESTATIONS. LOCUST SWARMS. POVERTY. POLITICAL CORRUPTION.
DAMNED DAMNED DAMNED SANDCASTLES!

IF I COULD JUST GET MY HANDS ON THEM, I’D STAB THEM IN THE NECK WITH MY FINGERNAILS! MY FINGERNAILS OF VALOR!

I WOULD STRANGLE THEM!

THEY WOULD MEET THEIR FATE IN WAR!

WAGE WAR AGAINST THEM DAMNED SANDCASTLES.

Maybe I’m crazy, yeah, that’s probably it.

But it’s always a wonder finding out the most ridiculous pet peeve of a person. How bout you? What’s your ’sandcastle’?

Nobodies?

You know, the Kingdom Hearts type of nobody(been playing too much I know).

All nobodies have their original names rearranged into an anagram added with the letter X.
e.g.

Sora —> RoXas

Daryl —-> hmm… tough one…  RyXald. Whoa, that actually sounded cool!

Arra —> RaXar, or XArra or Rarax.

Erik —> KiXer(haha kisser), ReXik… hmm… Xiker.

haha… this is fun.

If you’re asking if the title has even the most remotely significant relation to this entry then the answer is no, just felt like putting it up.

I sometimes think I’m was born upsidedown-or downside up or whatever, my PC recently shook hands with the "blue screen of doom", the grim reaper of the digital kind, and now I’m writing a blog– in a cafe no less!

Random Crap:

It’s odd to look at constipated people… I mean I tried looking at our fat neighbor.

It seemed like he can’t compose himself, he was trying to cover it up but no way he’s decieving me. He tried sitting down, but upon reaching the moment where his ass and the seat made contact he flinched. He tried standing up but he looked– extremely uh… uncomfortable.

Was it really constipation? Or was it Diarrhea?

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I noticed a purplish lump on the left side of my head. Yesterday some freaky bitch threw a shoe at me while I was at the mall parking lot. Said I looked like her x-bf, then she realized her mistake and then went on her way as if nothing had happened.

I was thinking, since when was it legal to throw shoes at parking lots?