Of Paradox and Loopholes;

Note: This post should be read with silence. It was typed carefully in silence, in a silent room, full of silent earthly things, with utmost silent respect for the value of solemness… Shhh…. read in silence.

Please click the mouse softly, and try to maintain the silent aura… shhhh…. slow, easy and silent please…

We are offering this moment of silence to:

• The people who lost thier sandwiches this morning because of a deadly fungus growing out of the crust.
• The countless roaches stepped on by people of random walks of life. The poor, dirty, infected, Disease Carrying, FOODD Robbing, SNEAKY, IRRITATING, STUPID, DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR AN INSECT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DISGUSTING CRITTER! oops, shhhh…. please maintain the silence… think of wide-open-spaces… wide-open-spaces…
• The countless fetuses concepted today, they are going to be enrolled in a school that will kill  them eventually as they advance years. It’s called LIFE.
• To the poor kid who almost got food-poisoning because of a sick bastard who made him eat some strange fungus from the ground cause he thought it was gum.
• The countless mosquitos silenced forever by palms of irritated housewives

• To the guy who writes this blog always hoping for some random priest from church to lose his mind and give him a year’s worth of donation money
• To the cute, orange-and-white kitten I saw today, who had eyes of cyan, and a smile of sun rays. How his eyes turned bloddy red and how his smile faded as he walked into the clutches of the evil crossroads of Commonwealth Avenue.

Silence please….

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Shit.

I think I heard our dog fart… Is it possible? I guess we’ll never know. Enjoy your Classes guys. Shhhhhh….

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