Of Paradox and Loopholes;

Raindrops ARE indeed falling on my head, but that doesn’t mean my eyez will soon be turnin red!

WHY?

Cuz I can’t light up a blunt in the middle of the rain, you dope! Complete waste of merchandise, plus I might get caught and spend the rest of mah life in prison( hey I still get allowance right?)

Just kidding.

It’s been a long time since I updated my blog, I guess I’ve been busy.

Busy with what?

Busy:

1. with my life
2. being an asshole
3. teasing sum friends
4. warding off ballistic fangirls(LOL!)
5. playing soccer(alone at times, at least I can beat myself XD)
6. denying all the claims of women tellin me I got dem pregnant

I mean, what is the world coming to?

Well anyway, I found this peculiar looking greenish-yellowish with black all over it thing near the plants where I was chillin yesterday textin sum friends. I was torn between judging it if it was either gum, or booger(hardened snot).

I dunno what came first, my curiousity, or my innate urge to call some unfortunate random kid, pay him 5 pesos to taste the nasty thing. But hey, they both got out of my system on the same time.

The kid did confirm that it was indeed gum, but I still have my doubts… I mean he is a kid afterall, they all think that booger taste like gum. Oh well, when the kid gets food-poisoning, I’ll tell them he ate some booger(they won’t ask if it was his right?)

Ok, I’ll stop with my disgusting ramblings now. Enjoy the weekend folks.

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