Of Paradox and Loopholes;

Note: This post should be read with silence. It was typed carefully in silence, in a silent room, full of silent earthly things, with utmost silent respect for the value of solemness… Shhh…. read in silence.

Please click the mouse softly, and try to maintain the silent aura… shhhh…. slow, easy and silent please…

We are offering this moment of silence to:

• The people who lost thier sandwiches this morning because of a deadly fungus growing out of the crust.
• The countless roaches stepped on by people of random walks of life. The poor, dirty, infected, Disease Carrying, FOODD Robbing, SNEAKY, IRRITATING, STUPID, DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR AN INSECT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DISGUSTING CRITTER! oops, shhhh…. please maintain the silence… think of wide-open-spaces… wide-open-spaces…
• The countless fetuses concepted today, they are going to be enrolled in a school that will kill  them eventually as they advance years. It’s called LIFE.
• To the poor kid who almost got food-poisoning because of a sick bastard who made him eat some strange fungus from the ground cause he thought it was gum.
• The countless mosquitos silenced forever by palms of irritated housewives

• To the guy who writes this blog always hoping for some random priest from church to lose his mind and give him a year’s worth of donation money
• To the cute, orange-and-white kitten I saw today, who had eyes of cyan, and a smile of sun rays. How his eyes turned bloddy red and how his smile faded as he walked into the clutches of the evil crossroads of Commonwealth Avenue.

Silence please….

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Shit.

I think I heard our dog fart… Is it possible? I guess we’ll never know. Enjoy your Classes guys. Shhhhhh….

Raindrops ARE indeed falling on my head, but that doesn’t mean my eyez will soon be turnin red!

WHY?

Cuz I can’t light up a blunt in the middle of the rain, you dope! Complete waste of merchandise, plus I might get caught and spend the rest of mah life in prison( hey I still get allowance right?)

Just kidding.

It’s been a long time since I updated my blog, I guess I’ve been busy.

Busy with what?

Busy:

1. with my life
2. being an asshole
3. teasing sum friends
4. warding off ballistic fangirls(LOL!)
5. playing soccer(alone at times, at least I can beat myself XD)
6. denying all the claims of women tellin me I got dem pregnant

I mean, what is the world coming to?

Well anyway, I found this peculiar looking greenish-yellowish with black all over it thing near the plants where I was chillin yesterday textin sum friends. I was torn between judging it if it was either gum, or booger(hardened snot).

I dunno what came first, my curiousity, or my innate urge to call some unfortunate random kid, pay him 5 pesos to taste the nasty thing. But hey, they both got out of my system on the same time.

The kid did confirm that it was indeed gum, but I still have my doubts… I mean he is a kid afterall, they all think that booger taste like gum. Oh well, when the kid gets food-poisoning, I’ll tell them he ate some booger(they won’t ask if it was his right?)

Ok, I’ll stop with my disgusting ramblings now. Enjoy the weekend folks.